This has been bothering me for some time but I'd forgotten about it, then was suddenly reminded of it again when I went to the gym this afternoon - naked women.

Specifically, naked women in the changing room at the gym. I've never thought of myself nor, as far as I know, been referred to by other people as a prude, but I find myself perturbed by all these naked women who think that just because they're sweaty and in a hurry they must strip off and parade around.

So really, the getting naked in order to change clothes I have no objection to - you do have to take clothes off to put others on, I accept that - it's really the walking around. And it's not just the hot girls either - it's any and all of them, young, old, thin, chubby, saggy, toned, you name it, they're all naked. And walking around.

While I'm sure I'm privileged to be a living witness to a scene that most boys spend a large proportion of their adult life fantasising about, I find myself asking why.

Why? Why? Why?